Okay okay ! I know ! Oi ! Alright calm down , dont be getting all Man United with me kiddo...
Well it doesnt quite go like that but i figure i`m fishing for a scene...the scene is cool , remember its East London , its just like Man Utd , supported by people who dont come from there...you know , an immigrant population of sorts...a gypsy gathering...it kind of benefits people in a strange mutated sort of way but all the while there is an underlying tension , it may go off any time now...i reckon the Bangladeshi kids round my way are gonna cotton on to the fact that there are very few cameras on the streets and that these immigrants that are flaunting their wealth in the these poorer kids faces almost pretentiously , are carrying a kings ransom in their sky rockets...and i aint joking...quite soon the street cats are going to crash the housecats party and relieve them of their material possessions whenever they see an opportunity...its going to be a massacre man , and i for one dont wanna be party , well im not the sort of cat to cross the street so maybe ill end up in the middle of it all , AGAIN...
Now , these housecats need to be smart here...we all know these privileged kids love a roll up...its two fingers up to mummy and daddy and the big cigarrette manufacturers...and two yellow stained fingers up their sexual partners arse if what you read about todays youth is to be believed...So , ditch the rollups , everyone knows you carry dough when you smoke rolies...plus if it aint a street cat frsiking you down , someone may just punch you in the mooey , because to be quite frank , it pisses everyone off...its the smug way you hold your little pouch. Its just like you holding your little dolly or action man when you were a bit younger , so youre in love with your ounce pack..thats ok...just put it away man , i love my dick but i dont hold it in a smug way in public.Then its the way you pluck out the desired amount , you know in just the same way you pretentiously season your beef bourgignon , the way your theatrically and meticulously measure that tobbacco is a FACKING windup , i`m serious !!
Oh you have filters do you ?? Oh another wrapper to disturb us you little asswipe , clever little i dont give a fuck about anyone elese but me asswipe..fuck you man , FUCK YOU !!!!! You absolute piece of shit , why i wanna kick your arse from here to the Zambezi Delta..and your gonna roll it like its the most creative thing you ever did since that time you pulled out an acostic and sung "wonderwall" to a load of fucktards in their skanky mums front room , give me hope please...tell me you can change your ways...
So as i follow you into the underground , you light up and the whole plume goes in my boatrace...nnnggghhhh...cunt !!!!cunt!!!!!cunt!!!!
The End...
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